YOO HOO GUys!! my much awaited "cleaning the room" entree is here! haha. THE "before part for now " AS my friends should know my room is like Hurricane Katrina meets Aceh Tsunami for all my life. So for now, i am trying to make my life become better. By making my room neat. I believe ur life starts from u so better have some good traits!! haha. Anways these are some Pictures that might shock u! not for the faint of heart. Cleaniness Heads beware i am the ULTIMATE DUST BUNNY!! MUAHAHA!!

BEFORE -CLEANING ROOM PLAN


THIS is when everything from my room got pushed out on the hall way haha!! SCARY right? How "much" books one can have is a mystery especially yeo yang not to mention the other junkies he always has to buy when shopping. GAWD!


THIS is the CORE OF my room. EVen though everything is out but my room still looks like ACEH aftermath can die rite!!! haha. never show the fish tank table its like yah the dead fishes got washed up the shore with the broken pieces of houses. sO MUCH STUFF. Look at the basket those are my beauty products and those arent the end of it!! there are some downstaairs of my house and scattered somewhere in the jungle of mine.



MY DESK Cannot be used to accomplish any written words unless my homework floats. and i do YOGA the expert kind. The next section is going to be even more Awe STRUCK it is SUBLIME to be found in a teenager's bed ROOM!! haha i am the all mighty sword collector!! MUAHAHA!!



WATS THAT?? u might ask? it is the one thing i keep telling my friends my room is EPB BOOKSHOP. U might think. GOT A LOT MEH? the bag so small WELL if i can compare the amount of pens it would have to be.....Scrooge Mcduck swimming in his gold coins VS An ant walking around a building. THE PENS ARE the buildings that have gone through earthquake that dont stand straight SEE. OR for the rude and DIRTY bunch called guys its like u sickening men sticking out all erections at a poor harmless, innocent, doleful eyed, er hem when she falls into THis DESPICABLE trap u have set out for her!!!


THis is the best possible route that an ant can possibly cross non stop to the other side only IF It wants to travel inner WOAH thats like (ya know wat i mean) THE ANt is that turqouise coloured thing on my FLAT Stapler since PRIMARY SCHOOL u SEE??
You might still think that very little only wat. Please have a look at the above pictures the one that can view my desk directly its a BIG DRAWER now its FULL TO THE BRIM.


WELL people, by having so many di**s, or phallic objects in my room, since no room out there for such wicked creatures, that ejaculate blue stuff, pink stuff, white stuff, pink with glitter blah blah blah u might have a multi coloured dic* but who knows. I HAVE sorted them out by,

CREATING THE CITY OF PEN-is(ever wonder why they are called pens? OH MY GOD! u even tried to? HOW SILLY!!)
bottom left corner, THE colourfuls, the middle bottom area, the second- CLASS colourful a.k.a colour pencils. THAN comes the mightier than the sword kind, the boring one, always ejaculating kind. GOd yeah! the one u might be even holding on ur hand this instant if u are writing! or playing a fool with it by doing hand tricks on it. ABOVE the usual ones are the big penises where they are rare in biological asian males. THEY are FLASHY and colourful. VERY IMPORTANT IN EXAMS to make ur eyes remember wat lies beneath the colour! ---THE HIGHLIGHTER--- YES, as u can see i have many. NOT FORGETTING THE liquid paper pure caucasians woo hoo!!

Above this group is the expensive rich set of pens, markers that people can ONLY BUY in sets. SO THIS ARE FOR THE RICH and affluent people. On its opposite, is the now perceived as useless sharp dic*s. unless Your'e in primary school. )I am different i am an ART STUDENT so beat it) within the pencils hidden like life are a few rich people pretending to be poor they are called mechanical pencils. tHEy are so lazy all they do need is a shake and VUALA-- its user friendly!! HOW patethic.

These are like not the only pens i have in my room. And moreover not the whole house oh god grief. WELL there comes a final part where the most expensive ones or the rich kids stay. IN THE SUburbs aka on my TABLE. U may NOT! see them. You dont have the honour they say and i mean it. In case they get kidnapped by certain girls OR guys with pen fetishes. GROss

ANyways i shall blog of what i did on the day after christmas VERY INTERESTIng later and continue the "AFTER" of ROOM PACKING and show the world ALL I GOT FOR CHRISTmas!!

I AM THE UNAPPROACHABLE BEAUTY. THAN WHY CHOOSE BEAUTY CHOOSE UGLY.- BY muah